I was browsing through a very expensive Garden tome
whilst waiting for the daughter bird to finish in the Biography
aisle, and I was struck by a particularly spare garden with only a
towering Yucca surrounded by carefully chosen,
exquisitely expensive stones.
AHA! Thought I, at last I am in Fashion!
Mine is SO towering, I had to take TWO pictures!
and the stones around here?
handtossed by the finest trained squirrels in the hemisphere,
yo.
You may resume your regular knitblog trolling now,
that is all.